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Gordon Freeman 2012 by Jedi-Art-Trick Gordon Freeman 2012 by Jedi-Art-Trick
You want someone who can solve the tough problems facing this nation? Well here is a man who can do that. He is adept at finding simple solutions to complex challenges.

Dr. Gordon Freeman.

A true centrist, his unique blend of political positions make him stand out from all the partisan hacks in office today. Most liberals blast his pro-gun attitude, and his hard line stance on illegal aliens. Many conservatives balk at his big-budget sciences spending and plans for radical education reform. Many criticize his VP choice, citing the "Palin factor" being the primary motivation for her nomination when it seemed Dr. Isaac Kleiner was a more logical choice. And everyone seems weary of his unclear connections to various unfathomable and conspiratorial special interest groups.

None of these baseless attacks and unfounded rumors have fazed the candidate, and his campaign continues to spread like a revolution. Only time will tell how far he will go....
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elijarman Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Student Artist
he's got my vote
but then again, Megatron promised complete domination
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
Cthulhu promised to teach humanity new ways to kill and new ways to shout and scream.
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:iconelijarman:
elijarman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Artist
Darth vader promises control over the Galaxy
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Cthulhu promises universal domination.
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:iconelijarman:
elijarman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Artist
meh, Derpy is better
muffins for all
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Derpy is boring.
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elijarman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Artist
nah
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Very very very useless and boring.
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CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
WIN.
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imperial1scout Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
This is great, I love your description of their campaign
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