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Gordon Freeman 2012 by Jedi-Art-Trick Gordon Freeman 2012 by Jedi-Art-Trick
You want someone who can solve the tough problems facing this nation? Well here is a man who can do that. He is adept at finding simple solutions to complex challenges.

Dr. Gordon Freeman.

A true centrist, his unique blend of political positions make him stand out from all the partisan hacks in office today. Most liberals blast his pro-gun attitude, and his hard line stance on illegal aliens. Many conservatives balk at his big-budget sciences spending and plans for radical education reform. Many criticize his VP choice, citing the "Palin factor" being the primary motivation for her nomination when it seemed Dr. Isaac Kleiner was a more logical choice. And everyone seems weary of his unclear connections to various unfathomable and conspiratorial special interest groups.

None of these baseless attacks and unfounded rumors have fazed the candidate, and his campaign continues to spread like a revolution. Only time will tell how far he will go....
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:iconelijarman:
elijarman Mar 26, 2014  Student Artist
he's got my vote
but then again, Megatron promised complete domination
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CaptainPrower Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
WIN.
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:iconimperial1scout:
This is great, I love your description of their campaign
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:iconwheat-os:
Call me racist, but those combine folk want to destroy this country! And all the others, too.
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:iconjedi-art-trick:
Jedi-Art-Trick Sep 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
We need a pro-human agenda in the office. 
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:iconwheat-os:
I know! And what about the Headcrab problem?
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Jedi-Art-Trick Sep 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
We make available state taxed sport hunting licences and give America's hunters something to do.
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:iconcmmdrsigma:
Now THAT is a candidade I would vote for. And of course the First Lady is also the Veep.
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Jedi-Art-Trick Sep 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
First Lady?? When did that happen lol
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