You want someone who can solve the tough problems facing this nation? Well here is a man who can do that. He is adept at finding simple solutions to complex challenges.
Dr. Gordon Freeman.
A true centrist, his unique blend of political positions make him stand out from all the partisan hacks in office today. Most liberals blast his pro-gun attitude, and his hard line stance on illegal aliens. Many conservatives balk at his big-budget sciences spending and plans for radical education reform. Many criticize his VP choice, citing the "Palin factor" being the primary motivation for her nomination when it seemed Dr. Isaac Kleiner was a more logical choice. And everyone seems weary of his unclear connections to various unfathomable and conspiratorial special interest groups.
None of these baseless attacks and unfounded rumors have fazed the candidate, and his campaign continues to spread like a revolution. Only time will tell how far he will go....